Why Cats Are The Worstwhy children are the worst*
If I was a cat, and much larger organism struck me, I’d be fuckin pissed too. Don’t blame the animal for trying to defend itself.
- Follower: I love your blog!
- Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
- Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)
"I think that the power is the principle. The principle of moving forward, as though you have the confidence to move forward, eventually gives you confidence when you look back and see what you've done." — Robert Downey, Jr.